Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Aga, the Kaiju

Manila, Philippines - Another witness has confirmed sightings of a Kaiju in Metro Manila several days after the Taft incident. At present, experts have began calling this creature, Aga, which means "early" in the Filipino language, is also the name of a popular Filipino actor and rhymes closely to the popular Japanese Kaiju, "Godzilla".

As scientists delve further into understanding the genetic pool of Aga, many religious believers are under the the impression that Aga is a revolutionary mutation brought about by the wrath of higher beings in despair for the country's pork barrel scam, which is currently being heightened by the Napoles expose.

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